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lyrics

I always try to break my spine
To get us to intertwine
The close that I'll get to you
Is you eat all of my lubricant
The people around me
Keep on saying thing that are stupid
I'm in the ER
My head almost exploded from cupid

Mario asked us to restart
I said hold on, I need to fart
Shelby's crying "Cool story bro"
I'll stay in my room picking my nose

My friend said you two would be cute
I puked on her and said goodbye
And I wrote you a chorus
Letting you not to try
I spat when you told me
To wear a "Kelly Clarkson" shirt
I smiled when I met you
And I laughed when you were single

Mario asked us to restart
I said hold on, I need to fart
Shelby's crying "Cool story bro"
I'll stay in my room picking my nose

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from The Acoustics Suck (Remastered), released March 25, 2013

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